May 2013
confusedtree:
Earlier today this one girl was talking about how racism only happens if you’re too sensitive and that words are just words and that rather than being offended by how dismissive of the experiences of people who deal with racism she was being, you should just be like her and not let it affect you. Then she announced that she was going to smoke a bowl and watch this week’s Game of...
cameoamalthea:
iggy-lovechild:
cameoamalthea:
imagineyourotp:
Imagine person A of your OTP being captured, and person B restrained and unable to get to them as they’re killed. Person B is shouting and crying, but to no avail.
That’s horrible! Why do you do that to me?
Rufus/Tseng
Rufus/Reno
All horrible, and plausible.
Well…well god damn.
Well, I witnessed in canon for one OTP…….So...
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geniusbillionairesassmaster:
SO BASICALLY TODAY my stern English teacher was leaning around trying to catch someone’s eye to answer his question
I turned to my friend and accidentally sang
LOUDER THAN EXPECTED
AND THE WHOLE CLASS BURST INTO LAUGHTER AND MY ENGLISH TEACHER WAS JUST SO DONE BECAUSE HE HATES LES MIS
HE WENT TOMATO RED FROM LAUGHING AND PUT HIS HEAD DOWN ON THE DESK
I.
...
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Things you should know about sex →
werewolvesandstarships:
politicaleeincorrect:
alpacayothings:
socratesale:
llorrny:
sleeping:
prayerss:
You’d be surprised ho w much you dont know about
WhAT
These are some awesome shit
I’m surprised people don’t know any of these. Sex-ed should be sufficient in this country. smh.
Well excuse us for not knowing about these. The only time we go to our beds is when we...
Game of Thrones? More like Game of Crack Pairings. None of my ships make any goddamn sense. “Oh, these two have never met? THEIR RELATIONSHIP WOULD BE A THING OF BEAUTY. NOW LET ME GO READ A MILLION FANFICTIONS AND CRY ALL THE TEARS ABOUT THIS NON EXISTENT RELATIONSHIP.”
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❤ My Constant Fangirling ❤: masasexual:... →
cameoamalthea:
iggy-lovechild:
cameoamalthea:
teiocho:
cameoamalthea:
yunaleonhart7366:
masasexual:
marciewantsthev:
masasexual:
Imagine that you’re awkwardly sitting there at a formal dance when suddenly you see a hand extended towards you. ”May I have this dance?” they ask. You look up, and find that it’s your favorite character.
Imagine that favorite…
Rikku, you’re my new...
arasellle:
justheroverthere:
I’m the person who knows their Hogwarts house but not their blood type
I know mine. it’s
pureblood
Watchcranquis:
Two men experience 1 hour of simulated labor pains, through the “miracle” of hooking electrodes up to their abdominal muscles… while their wives watch (and giggle).
Mrs. Cranquis: you are my super-hero.
